"The Science of Fart" by Anonymous, rehashed and made bearable by Yours Truly A fart is invigorating, It gives the belly ease; It warms the bed in winter, And totally kills the fleas. Sometimes it hushes, Sometimes it's loud, While some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart is usually brief, But some are uncommonly long; Some farts are even noted To sound like a song. Purple Haze, Smoke In the Water Whatever the tune, They never sound like each other! A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be boisterous, Or silent - yet deadly. A fart might be odorless, While others are vile; A fart may pass quickly, Or linger for a while...... Farts occur In a number of places In fact, it leaves everyone With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open fields, To small elevators, Farts find us all sooner or later. To say all farts are bad, Is simply not true - For we must never forget Old farts like you. Prrrt. *winks* OK ba? There's more where that came from. Nuff bout me. Enjoy!!!  
A So Not Me post regarding Jane Austen. POTENTIAL TRAINWRECK ALERT! Ok, I'm not an Austeneer, Austenate, whatchamacallit (I'm a Coelho-ist/Gaimaneer. And that's my pauso.) but this is just too intriguing. Pride And Prejudice is set to meet Twilight this December. "... more
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 Roller-babies! Cutest commercial EVER. EVER. EVVVVER.I was so ecstatic after seeing this. I command you. Watch it. CRUHUHSFBJFBSUHU CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
Really catchy cute songs.Sunny, light, fun, factory produced indie/not indie not mainstream hits that stay in your head for at least 3 days. What's not to like?These songs are currently on my LSS playlist (changes every week). I uploaded a sortakindapseudotryinghard... more
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